chuddy whacker

Someone who whacks chuddys , a chuddy being a fat penis

When Adam and Matt are together they act like a couple of chuddy whackers.

Stop whacking that chuddy you chuddy whacker!

by Chuddywhacker May 16, 2015

black n decker pecker wrecker

To describe a black female with braces who might just saw your member off while sucking your dick.

Oh man!, Shaniqua is for real a black n decker pecker wrecker. Shit! I was bout to go get disability. That ho damn near bit my dick off last night. She ain't putting my dick in her mouth again.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

tally wacker

penis duh

Charlie's tally wacker was slammed in a door

by michaelknapp August 26, 2008

whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker

"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"

by Kevin w.s January 2, 2008

sacking my whacker

Just to jack off, plain and simple.

*Fap Fap Fap* Oh shit ma! Go away! I'm sacking my whacker in here!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre August 22, 2007