Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Woody

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.

Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

Woody on

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

Woody

Guy with a big wood who makes occasional errors around the nightclub whores.

“Who the hell is Woody chatting up at the bar?”
“Some slut who secretly has a buff boyfriend”
“Oh shit.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

woody hole

A woody hole is the slag example of a country boy’s womans vagina, pussy or bush. It’s where his woody nests.

I tried to fuck my girls back door last night but she said I could only have her woody hole

by Mikeydet86 November 30, 2018

Steven Woody, (the Woody)

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Woody and Buzz

The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022