a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008
Get the eyeball wandering mug.A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.
I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.
by Ridiculon May 31, 2009
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Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.
"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."
by MASPONIE November 18, 2011
Get the Dongle Wander mug.The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
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