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Wilson

(v.) The act of swatting an important and/or fragile item from another persons grasp, particularly food, before forcing the owner to pick it up off the ground or otherwise clean-up the mess. The degree of success from "Wilsoning" is proportional to the amount of desire the owner had for the item.
"I totally wilsoned that ice cream right out of Dave's hand - I think I made him cry."
by WeinerBrigadier July 13, 2012
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Ethan Wilson

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Jacob wilson

Gia=should I go on a date with Jacob Wilson?
Natalie=if you wanna talk to a guy who talks about other girls in front of you, knock yourself out
by grockgrock May 13, 2016
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Wilson

The art of fingering a female while she is on her period, then slapping your bloody hand on the females ass cheek. #castaway #tomhanks
Tammy was on her period, so I fingered the shit out of her and gave her the ole Wilson.
by Wildwood boys July 10, 2014
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Laura Wilson

A combination of Laura and a Wilson. A Laura implies extreme beauty and extravagance (and sex appeal) while a Wilson suggests that an individual has athletic capability and an effervescent attitude and that she "Wilsonday" (will some day) become great in whatever she chooses.

However, combined they form an individual who may be considered a "Hayley" of sorts, meaning all positives nullify the negatives due to the phonetic placement of the names.

However if in the presence of another Laura, Laura Wilson's greatness would be magnified. Laura Wilson also makes guys go apewire and could be considered G-Meistrous. A Laura Wilson is sometimes a gawig depending on the triviality of the prank.
Laura Mo-Town is pretty great, but OH SNAP, look who just walked in, it's Laura Wilson!!!!
by GMeistro January 12, 2012
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The Wilson

The portion of the face that is seen from a female's point of view during cunnilingus. The pop culture reference is from the television program, "Home Improvement", in which the next door neighbor (Wilson), was only seen from the nose and above, with the lower portion of his face blocked by a fence or other object.
Ex. 1) Female: "He went down on me last night and the only thing I saw last night was The Wilson."

Ex. 2) Male: "I'm gonna go down on her and show her The Wilson."
by B to the Izzo January 19, 2011
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Woodrow Wilson

"Hey honey! Spread your cheeks, Woodrow Wilson is here and he wants to play the back nine."
by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012
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