weird

First off noone can really say something is weird because one's own personal definition of weird could be totally different from someone elses. Someone who is called "weird" by their peers in one place might be called a conformist somewhere else so really the terms "weird" and "normal" are nothing more then words to describe someone or something different from themselves.

1. Prep: " OMG that girl is such a weird goth. maybe if she dressed normal she would actually get a boyfriend whos not selling drugs.
2. Goth: "Holy s**t that b***h is so f****n weird. wat a conformist!! i wanna f****n kill her!!

by fishbap and cheese November 13, 2004

weirdhouse

can be used in response to someone when you have nothing else to say usually when texting, will frustrate girls very easily if said to them

*texting*
girl: so yah i went shopping and spent like lots of $$
guy: oh yah?
girl: yah and i got some new jeans, a sweater, some socks, .....blah blah blah blah
guy: weirdhouse
girl: aarrghh! ur so frustrating!!

by kastranda October 30, 2006

weirdling

Generally refering to someone or something that is unusual, strange, or progessive to the point of alienation from others of it's kind.

Jane was the weirdling in the group.

by Michael Dubisch December 3, 2007

Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009

Weary bawbag

An extremely tiresome and useless twat of a person who, with an over inflated sense of self importance, makes the simplest of situations difficult. This is done by oppressing listeners with the shite that tumbles out of their mouth.

"Damn that meeting was boring. The new guy went on and on about those unwashed cups in the office, what a fucking weary bawbag!"

This can also be applied to unpleasant situations especially those given to one person by another,

"Sorry mate i can't come out as the wife has told me to paint the bedroom, it's a pile of weary bawbag."

by Jamin1 October 2, 2012

Weirdon

To get an erection from non-sexual/strange/unusual stimulii.

Playing scrabble always gave John a huge weirdon.

erection weird hardon scrabble

by drhooss February 8, 2015

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016