Delivery Ward

Another name for the restroom. The shitter.

I gotta stop by the delivery ward. I got a brown baby starting to crown.

The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.

by Dick Onchin January 11, 2021

Dirty Wardlow

When a straight individual becomes so intoxicated they become homosexual momentarily and attempt to indulge in homosexual relations.

This dude at the party last night got so drunk he started touching my pants. He definitely looked like a Dirty Wardlow.

by Phil McCockner November 29, 2021

erica wardle

if you are erica wardle you are a verry nice and funny person who laughs at everything half the time i think your high you are also very short

did i mention you are short

me: to be honest erica i don’t think the soldiers will be verry pleased with that

erica wardle : HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH

by cummy chris January 15, 2023

Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.

"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."

by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017

toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.

Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.

by Telephony March 26, 2020

rylee de la ward

rylee is the person that doesn’t have any questions or concerns or questions about your phone number or anything like this is happening to me and him being so smart about that and he wants me a little bit better and he said you would like me too and he said he was going crazy but i he was just mad and said that you didn’t want me too but he said he would be happy with me but he was just mad because i was just like oh my buddy he was just like me he said oh ya gosh oh ya bc ya know i like it is so funny and i i love you mommy i love you too mommy i love mommy bye mommy love you bye mommy bye merry mommy bye bye merry merry thanksgiving to break merry thanksgiving to happy birthday buddy buddy love mommy mommy bye mommy cookie

“dang rylee de la ward why aren’t you eating my sister almost died from that”
“oh i wish i had a rylee de la ward rn”

by yolopandagirl May 28, 2022

psych ward bitches

Girls from either inpatient or the looney bin. These bitches are absolute freaks in bed, but a pain in the ass outside of that. You’ll have the craziest night of your life with one of them

Jake: Damn bro those psych ward bitches went crazy last night.
Daniel: Get help.

by Big Fat Niggaballs December 22, 2022