cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

bush whacker

Killer of bushes. especially George Bush.

Jimmy was imprissoned for attempting to be a bush wacker on the president

by hjhjh November 17, 2003

Star Whackers

1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.

1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.

2.

some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010

Bush Whackers

guys who somehow come to your party (typically through lame chicks or dudes you know) and proceed to scare off all the eligible poon tang. They are obnoxious and never welcome as the ladies at your party will slowly disappear thanks to these guys.

We had some hot chicks here untill those fucking Bush Whackers came over.

by SwishyManPants April 20, 2009

whacketh

shares the same definition for whack except spoken in the tense of Shakespearian times.

that be whacketh, homie.

by garce spark July 25, 2006

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"

by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015