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waiting line fiction

Low brow, formulaic fiction novels usually only found in grocery stores and drug stores. The only time they do get noticed/purchased is when the individual is forced to wait in line for a long time.
With titles like "No Escape" and "The Final Surrender," Bob figured both novels had to be good...after standing in line for 20 minutes. He only realized what he had when he got home; the novels were both waiting line fiction.
by 2 guys and a dog January 21, 2010
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Mr. Washington

A one-dollar bill. This term is usually used when bribing somebody.
Girl: "I told you, I'm not gonna let you beat it up. You have herpegonnosyphiltitis."
Boy: "Well...that's not what Mr. Washington here says..." (pulls out a crisp $1 bill and offers it to her)
Girl: ***SMACK!!!*** "Fuck you nigga, my mama didn't raise no ho!"
by Nick D August 26, 2004
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George Washington

The most dynamic president and military leader ever to exist.
by ssos September 25, 2014
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wusting

Walking with Trust.

To 'wust' is to approach a pole or obstacle of approximate groin height and walk over it trusting you won't 'make contact'. The walk may be wide-stanced, but lifting a leg to an abnormal 'walking height' fails the attempt.
Often seems a good idea after a few drinks.
"Yo Kev! Check out Fresh Legs Matty wusting that hand-rail! That man can't be human!"

"I challenge you to a wust-off, chicken man. Accept or be gone."
by I.W.F. June 9, 2009
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wafting

whereafter farting in the general vicinity of another person you procede to wave the stank from your anus towards their face.
no example needed
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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Washington Pav

The Washington Pavilion is an arts and science building in downtown Sioux Falls, SD. The Wells Fargo Cinedome is in the building, along with the Kirby Science Discovery Zone.
I went to see a movie at the Washington Pav with my sister.
by Zoeanne October 3, 2006
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waiting for Ricky

The act of spending time waiting for something that will ultimately be harmful or pointless.
1. I can't stand in line for these Spearmint Rhino fund-raiser tickets any more- we're just waiting for Ricky.
2. That guy with his hands in his pocket outside of the club is totally waiting for Ricky.
3. Waiting for rain is sometimes like waiting for RIcky.
by eraera April 27, 2008
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