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Velvet massage

Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience
Let's relax and get Velvet Massage
by Velvet Massage April 12, 2016
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Velvet duster

When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot
Dude I got the velvet duster last night

She can do the velvet duster
by Vlasak August 16, 2019
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Velvet Lesbian

An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John
by butterbabez May 6, 2017
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The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy
Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.
by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017
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velvet cupcake

After sexing with a girl and filling her up with your icing, going down there and eating Said icing from her
"Is that toothpaste on your mouth?"
"Nah, Susan gave me the velvet cupcake earlier"
by chincuttingcunt October 2, 2013
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velvet glove

when the penis is covered in semen from a previous encounter when extracted from an anus.
that bitch gave me the "velvet glove"

.....Me too !
by sanchez jr. July 5, 2003
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velvet melvin

A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.
"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb
by dickslop February 16, 2012
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