Velvet Jasshole 

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease

Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit

Velvet Jasshole by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021

Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'

"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."

Velvet Hammer by Jackyjim January 8, 2022

Velvet Snake 

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

Velvet Snake by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

velvet caviar 

A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.

Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.

velvet caviar by Bullitproofone September 15, 2022

Velvet carwash 

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

Velvet carwash by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022

Velvet Tunnel 

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.

Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.

Velvet Tunnel by stage slave January 31, 2023

velvet steam roller 

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

velvet steam roller by QDOGGY February 8, 2023