pulling a valentina

when a person is always happy and make jokes every day

sara makes jokes and she's funny and always happy, that's pulling a Valentina

by va.le.va.ni June 27, 2018

valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.

damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!

by shea December 6, 2004

Valence

A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.

Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.

by shizzyed March 1, 2017

valeed

A warrior. Someone who will definitely make it in this world, it is written in his hands. If his last name is Abid - you know he's a keeper.

Never let a Valeed Abid go!

You know Valeed, yeah, he will make it.

by asihdakshdaksjd May 25, 2017

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

Valentina

Valentina is a name where every man would want her because she is the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. She is from Belarus and is a russion name

I dream Valentina :)

she also loves people that are from morocco and from Ukraine and from Belarus

Valentina

by Nabil alidi February 20, 2015