picasso underpants

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

by spacker110 January 28, 2015

Chunder from Down Under

The act of violently vomiting to the point that it causes one to evacuate their bowels at the same time from all of the straining.

To add insult to injury, as I retched into the toilet, a felt a release in my bowels and knew it was the chunder from down under.

by OrangeDeath November 7, 2010

keep it under one's hat

Keep something a secret.

There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):

- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.

-keep it under one's hat-

Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…

Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!

by Kisa Boris July 13, 2016

7-layer underwear wrecker

The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.

I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

under the carpet

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.

Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."

by theknownunknown October 8, 2009

under-demeciated

A mispronunciation of "under-appreciated" from the movie Bedtime Stories.

Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.

"I felt so under-demeciated when they laughed at me for feeling bloated after eating three french fries and a banana Now-And-Later at the food court."

by daddybfree April 14, 2010