football twitter

Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.

Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots

by MagicalDeulofeu September 4, 2016

Twitterbook

Proper Noun. The new Facebook.

The bastard child of Facebook and Twitter.

"Man, did you check the Twitterbook today?"

by Tzar Romulus March 13, 2009

Twitterhea

A Twitter condition afflicting Twitter user that feels compelled to tweet constantly, about every meaningless thing they are doing.

Basically anyone with more updates than followers. Some would go so far as to qualify anyone who tweets more than 6 times per day as someone suffering from Twitterhea. There's no way your life is that interesting!

by DudleyDooRight June 8, 2009

Twittercrat

A politico from either party using Twitter as the sole means of communication.

Brad's turning into a Twittercrat. The guy never leaves his office on The Hill anymore.

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 7, 2009

Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.

Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH

by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009

Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.

"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."

by jackfelldown January 22, 2011

Twitter Muse

(1) A platonic friend, usually female, with an inspiring online personality; (2) a woman able to disseminate useful information to peers, students, and co-workers via social networks; (3) a person responsible for tweets which improve workflows, aesthetics, and skills among their followers; (4) an instructor at Twitterversity.

(1) Geesh I feel so lucky to have dissevered a small cadre of invaluable Twitter Muses, they have so improved my art I don't know where I would be without them; (2) My Twitter Muses have make me nervous -- I am so worried about disappointing them! (3) She just edited that film's Art of book, you better believe she's a Twitter Muse.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever February 20, 2012