tableturner

Someone who turns the tables in their favor no matter the circumstances.

My boi Gav, ya know he got a girl and what not. I heard she tried to throw his recording shit out to the trash but he a tableturner and he done had a backup bitch!

by MicyLeeway December 23, 2019

Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.

My Table 1 ended the debate once and for all.

by CommonConnection March 25, 2021

tablespook

Someone who has the vibe of the horrific ghost of a tablespoon. Usually seen wearing red hoodies and making bad drawings.

Man, that guys a total tablespook, his OCs are the most badly designed things I’ve ever seen

by tablespook November 23, 2021

/tableflip

A chat message you use on hangouts when your friend is pissing you off

Friend: Sorry can't come today I need to hang out with someone else k :)

other friend: /tableflip

by GIMOtube February 15, 2022

Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.

Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.

by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011

hardcore tabletopping

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.

"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."

by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015

clubroom table

Noun: the table in the clubroom; a black hole for edibles. Any food placed here WILL be eaten by anyone walking by it. To put food on the clubroom table is to sacrifice any or all sole right to such food.

Verb, "to clubroom table": the act of placing food on the clubroom table. Clubroom tabling food is only a good idea when you are bribing friends to crew your show under the guise of being "friendly".

"Mate I just Clubroom Tabled thirty quid of Sainsbury's snacks. Terrible idea. My producer will never agree to reimburse me."

"Shit dude that's a lot of pizza. Just shove it on the clubroom table, it'll be gone in an hour."

by WillWorkForStash July 29, 2016