turdshackle

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend

Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!

by Brooke.M March 23, 2008

turdsnake

An extended turd half in and half out of the toilet water, that looks like it's about to wriggle up and out of the bowl.

That turdsnake in the bowl looks like it's still alive and coming back onto dry land.

by Exterminator 2 February 26, 2011

turdshagger

Someone who considers him/herself to be of a superior intelligence or class, whose only contribution to a discussion thread on a message board consists of condescending posts bearing no relevance to the topic.

Sorry I dont usually get involved in such dribble But i think this thread has reached it's end.

And the turdshagger strikes again.

by ras-ole November 7, 2011

turdscape

A description of a catbox long overdue for a cleaning.

I haven't cleaned the catbox for three days and it's an utter turdscape!

by LNKruger June 17, 2013

Tursady

The time period between last week's Tuesday and next week's Thursday.

This Tursady, Walmart will have a 50% sale on all socks.

by WinsTMicer April 7, 2017

Turdstick

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017

turds

turds

mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds

by donald mkcduck June 13, 2018