Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers

He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice

by Deeznuts February 2, 2017

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Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

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turkish poncho

When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.

Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”

by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018

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Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt

Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider

by Hairy ynnaf May 10, 2018

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turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.

Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.

by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018

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