Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

tug brothers

When two or more close friends participate in mutual masturbation. Very frequent among those who attend college.

I can't wait until after class, I'm meeting with my tug brothers.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

tug of fuck

The place between giving a fuck or not giving a fuck.

The tug of fuck is real.

by tj24hours October 5, 2016

pp tug

when you go up to your guy friend and tug him by the weiner and causing a possible nut or ectionif you are lucky. Could as well lead to possible horniness

bro1 "hey bro!"
bro 2"hey what's u-*pp tugs bro* ooo what the fuck!"
bro 1 "dude...how do you feel?"

by AbandonedCoochie469 January 13, 2020

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 5, 2018

tug-copter

the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.

"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"

by mrsbenfolds December 16, 2008