Turd Texter 

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

Turd Texter by Vern_O February 22, 2009

Turd Rubber 

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

Turd Rubber by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

Turd Beanie 

The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.

Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.

Turd Beanie by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010

turd birth 

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

turd birth by lawatson5 February 22, 2011

Turd Sauce 

The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.

Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!

Turd Sauce by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012

turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

turd punch by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

turd hound

An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.

Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.

turd hound by eljae83 November 21, 2016