Truffle butter doughnut

Truffle butter and a jellydoughnut mixed to get her

I gave her a jellydoughnut so hard it reached her truffle butter and made a Truffle butter doughnut.

by ercthemerk September 5, 2015

Truffle

A truffle is what you get when you girlfriend or sex partner takes a massive shit 1-5 days previous of the time of intercourse. Due to the sheer enormity of the shit she doesn't wipe at all or shit anytime after the huge poo.

When you engage is anal sex you penis breaks the hard layer of un-wiped poo and continues in to the soft poo inside her rectum.

A truffle is the second degree of the Poopie Log the only difference is that the Poopie Log only has the soft poo not the hard poo.

The truffle is called a truffle because its chocolate counter part consist of hard chocolate on the outside and soft on the inside.

Dude how was Jane last night is it true she gave you a Truffle

Yea... it is the horrible she told me i would only get a poopie log but instead i got a Truffle

AWWWWWWW

by STEEL ROSE WAR July 8, 2010

truffle hound

A sneak who appears at your toilet door without notice or invitation. Eg

Benny is here again. Fuck you truffle hound

by pinky and hugh October 10, 2008

Truffle Pig

When you have a bad cold and your nose is so stuffy that when you are giving a blow job, or cunnilingus, you snort like a pig searching for truffles.

I had the best blowjob last night, my girlfriend was high on decongestant and went down even though she snorted like a truffle pig.

by Maristfan June 19, 2018

truffle oil

When you fuck a chick in the ass and then switch to the pussy and then piss while you fuck her. The liquid that comes out is truffle oil

Dude 1: I was pounding this chick's ass and when started to fuck the pussy, I had to piss but didn't want to pull ou.

Dude 2: EEEWWWW, truffle oil

by Pink Snapper hunter July 26, 2016

truffle butter

The creamy shit that oozes out of the foreskin of your penis, and stinks like olde spam

my grandma choked last night when she tasted my truffle butter

by Jena merindino July 24, 2016

Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 12, 2007