An attractive, older woman who is marred by random, inexplicable "snorting" noises, that are very similar to those a truffle pig make when on the hunt.
Dude: did you sore with that cougar from the bar last night?
Me: nah. I spent 20 mins with her and found out she was a total truffler. I couldn't take it anymore
so bailed in search of some trim.
Truffler derived from hog, as in to hog attention. It then mutated into warthog and from there changed to truffler. because pigs hunt for truffles like abbie hunts for attention from the teachers.
"Please miss ive read the english language book cover to cover left to right back to front, yet it still makes no sence please help me get more stars after my A."
Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.
Carrie let me feed her some no bakeoreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.