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freight trained

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap
my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained
by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007
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trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.
Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.
by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009
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Trained Seal

When a man stacks three females on top of each other and has sex with all three, each of which making a different noise as he screws her.
by thameythidd September 5, 2009
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trailer trash

A man or woman, often unemployed and often alcoholic or a drug user, who dresses and behaves seductively and fucks indiscriminately and in a rough manner.
That trailer trash Joe in the dirty muscle shirt just fucked that whore, Susan again outside in their back yard.
by edging June 24, 2019
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Trailer Turd

Someone who is two faced, inelegant, back stabbing, trash talking, underhanded, and simple minded. Don't cross Aviva Drescher or her father George Teichner, if so you may be called this not so endearing name.
Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan of the Real Housewives of New York are Trailer Turds according to Aviva Drescher's father George Teichner.
by Dorey_Girl on Twitter October 8, 2012
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Trailerparkia

1. (n)

A. (1)An unsusally large trailer park, or any trailer park located near a lake or river. (2)A Shangra-la for white trash (like the local K or Wal-Marts).(3) jail, esp. county jail.

B. A poor Republican voter, or a Rich Republican with an arrest record; a republican with a distant or delusional view of current events;

2. (adj)

A. Very primitive, racist, or narrow views towards social or political subjects.

B. The twisting of facts as if they did not understand the facts or does not understand English or does not speak English.
1.
(A) 1.The Trailerparkia near the 7-11 always smells like Rabbit stew and Bud Light. 2.I got this wifebeater from the Trailerparkia on 5th and Vine near the tracks. 3.My cousin will be arriving from Trailerparkia this afternoon.
(B)The Trailerparkian is exporting Meth from his homeland.

2.
(A) Jed's Trailerparkian comments started a riot at the Raider's game this afternoon.
(B) Rush's drug-induced Trailerparkian rants made it seem like the Iraq War was Clinton's fault although Iraq nor Clinton had anything to do with 9/11.
by kermit D. Frogz May 23, 2005
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trailer park 500

it's when the Friday night and Saturday night out-goers looking for the next hip and outrageously extravagant mind-blowing party take to the streets in search of said party but only gather other dumb asses to ride in a large line behind each other in a trailer park with the radios blasting yelling from car to car with people hanging out of the windows
hey lets go get crazy twizted on some gak and do a trailer park 500.
by crazy pete and his baller junk February 23, 2009
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