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Torque

To completely light someone up.
LeBron just broke someone’s ankles and hit a 3 pointer. Get torqued.
by Loliguessthesearewords September 12, 2025
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Tequecuerda

The string that you have in your clothes
by Segass September 23, 2025
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Torque Bunny

(Slang, derogatory or objectifying) A woman, typically one without a specific interest in automobiles, who is perceived to be sexually attracted to a man specifically because he owns a high-torque, powerful vehicle. The term implies that her attraction is superficial and tied to the status and perceived masculinity symbolized by the vehicle.
"He joked that the 'torque bunny' attraction to his BMW 530d wasn't about the car's looks, but about the deep, rumbling promise of a driver who knew how to deliver a smooth, powerful ride."
by BMW530DOwner October 22, 2025
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Brash Taques

a hetero sexual position (though strap-ons may be used) he must be no taller than 5'8" (maybe 5'9") and she must be no less than 500 lbs). It is also possible with one male and two females of no less than 250 each working as counterweights to each other. It is important to note that a Rey Mysterio Luchador Mask may be used but is not required, as well as a three piece brown suit and fedora.

Protip - Spread out a tarp or a disposable sheet, this can get rather messy
"Damn Omar, i just wanna roll those two chicks up and brash taques the fuck out of them. I love me some big gurls"
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morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
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texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.
I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito
by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018
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Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.
*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019
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