tongue joust 

A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.

Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.

Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?

Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?

tongue joust by El Duderowski June 16, 2011

tongue-wrestling 

When you're forcefully making out with someone and regular french-kissing just isn't kinky enough. Attempting to pin opponent's tongue for three seconds or more. Victor proclaims the most powerful tongue in the land, and after he/she is permitted to do a lil dancey dance while exclaiming "Huzzah!".

Zack: "Hey Charlie, I heard you were talking mad shit tonight. You think you wanna settle the score with a tongue-wrestling match?"

Charlie: "Hell yeah, huzzah bitch. I'm ready."

*Zack and Charlie leave the room and passionately tongue-wrestle*

tongue-wrestling by wrestlemania69 February 21, 2021

Tongue Sandwich 

When a tongue gets caught whilst giving a girl cunnilingus because she squeezes hard.

Patrick's tongue s hurting after a painful, wet tongue sandwich with his girl.

Tongue Sandwich by G Misk March 6, 2012

tongue-jack 

To aggressively lick or kiss a person.

"Tongue-jack my shit-hole"

tongue-jack by Braineel September 22, 2005

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

Tongue of the Serpent by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

Tongue Sweat 

The instantaneous moment your tongue salivates from the smell or recognition of the scent of something spicy or the scent of a delicious previously had meal.

I was pouring sriracha in my cup of noodles, and the smell gave me the tongue sweats

Tongue Sweat by The Original Revolution May 17, 2011

tongue boxing 

The act of aggressively licking a pair of testicles to the point where it looks like somebody boxing with a tiny punching bag.

Tongue boxing past tense..
Dude, Jessica went down on me last night and tongue boxed the shit of my cojones for like 30mins.

tongue boxing by Tboxed119 December 10, 2013