toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.

Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.

by jeffyd September 6, 2007

toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet

I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.

by frehd December 28, 2008

Toiletronomy

The act of bending down very close to the toilet bowl after pooping as to observe the poop(s) before/during flushing.

Dude, I was poopin' the other day and at first I was disappointed in my poop because it looked so small, but after some toiletronomy I realized it was pretty impressive and awesome.

by Creepy Pete November 6, 2009

Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.

You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.

by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010

Toilet Flower

1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.

3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.

1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.

by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015

Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015

Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.

Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.

by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016