Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 15, 2016
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toaster party

A party to which all invited brings their fave toaster
"Yo, I went to this sick toaster party the other night. It was lit, fam!"
by LBB8 December 13, 2017
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Toaster Oven

A message board made/opened up on April 1st 2004 on the website GameFAQs. It has gotten and still has a large quantity of traffic and fluorishes today.

Was a very big myth before, and generally was just a joke to talk about it. Many invision boards and the such include a "Toaster Oven" board for social topics. So the popularity it already had before helped in it's activity.

When referred to as a LUE copycat, everybody there gets annoyed, because the board is really unique and how it manages itself. It's a very good social board to hang out at.
"Hey everyone! I've found the Toaster Oven board!!!"

"Liar. "marks""
by wasp2020 December 23, 2004
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TOASTER MAFIA

The name for a group of Lesbians dedicated to recruiting hot straight women to the "dark side"... otherwise known as the gay community.
Bro #1: Dude, I can't believe you let your chick hang out with those women. Don't you know who they are?
Bro #2: No dude, what's up?
Bro #1: They're the TOASTER MAFIA! One of them will totally seduce your girl and then she'll never sleep with men again!!!
Bro #2: Damn....
by Shae24 January 25, 2008
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Flying Toaster

Fuck a chick, ejaculate, hit her in the head with a toaster
by G Price October 15, 2003
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Amish Toaster

A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
Hey larry i heard that bitch got an amish toaster last night.
by JSremmus June 01, 2011
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Toaster Oven

When one farts in an elevator with the doors closed.

Common strategies include, but are not limited to;

1. Releasing a "silent but deadly" and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. Farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. In combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. This is also known as a "depth charge".
I totally gave those dicks on the third floor a gnarly toaster oven--I sent them a depth charge from the tenth, they'll never know what hit 'em!
by css53184 January 20, 2012
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