toasted

Turned a golden, crispy brown due to heating a delcious bowl of weed.

Sweet Jesus am I toasted!

by B. March 2, 2003

toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.

Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.

by fanglekai April 4, 2009

ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.

ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.

by thoribae October 11, 2018

Brave Little Toaster

having sex with a person in a coma while shocking them with the defibrillation paddles

Back when he was a resident, Parker used to BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER bitches in the vegetable ward all the time...

by T. L. Jones August 3, 2008

Toasted Tuesday

Am idea first established by Megg and Steph. Basically the dedication of Tuesdays to getting high.

"It's Toasted Tuesday so I'm gonna go to mystic and smoke a fat joint."

by Megg March 1, 2005

Toasted Sandwich

The act of sexual intercourse during your lunch break.
This is used in order to acheive pleasure as well as make it back to the office before your lunch break is over.

My girlfriend gave me a toasted sandwich over lunch.

by Letitgokaboom October 2, 2009

toasted

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

by jeff March 21, 2004