If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
Get the weave nation-certifiedmug. 1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017
Get the Bob n' Weavemug. 
by GOTDATIMBSON January 3, 2022
Get the WEAVE AND BOPmug. Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013
Get the weaving your own yoghurtmug. by Loldog2 July 17, 2018
Get the Weavenessmug. by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005
Get the death weavemug.