lukewarm diarrhea

Lukewarm diarrhea is the exact opposite of hot shit.

You think you're hot shit but you're more like lukewarm diarrhea.

by Thequick April 24, 2008

Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.

After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.

by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008

Mental Diarrhea

To spill out any thoughtless, boorish, insensitive, indiscrete, or brainless crap that comes to mind without being able to exert any control, restraint, forethought or prudence. To talk out of one's ass.

Sorry for what I said about your wife's booty at the meeting this morning, man. I don't know what I was thinking. I must have had an episode of mental diarrhea.

by SirOreo December 28, 2014

The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrheal accidents.

The Diarrhea Song:

When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

by diarrheal lyricist August 28, 2010

explosive diarrhea

diarrehea so powerful that you have to hold the toilet seat without flying off.
Diarrehea really bad that when your ass hits the seat your ass explodes out a very liquidy diarrehea and fills up the entire toilet.

I was on the toilet for 2 hours with explosive diarrehea. 10 minutes straight with dairrehea violently coming out.

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

Diarrhea Boarding

A type of torture that is like waterboarding except instead of water they pore diarrhea on your face.

Lets do some diarrhea boarding.

by Judge dredd7 May 01, 2011

Diarrhea Driblets

Smelly little chunks of syrupy turds clinging to legs, faces or whatever they can find. They can be a lot of fun.

I unplugged my finger from her ass and some yummy little diarrhea driblets splashed on my face.

by Captain Feceous May 27, 2003