Tissle

The muscle located at the under ridge of your pectoral muscle and next to your arm pit.

My "tissle" itches. Grab my "tissle". My "tissle" smells funky.

by Mr. Heald October 11, 2008

cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.

I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂

by Official urban definer August 21, 2016

tisueeee

Often used by (some) males to describe one's need to ejaculate when he sees something arousing. It is also common for the male to squeel the word in an irregular high pitched voice.

Whoa shit! She's wearing a skirt with NO underwear! Tisueee!!!!!

by Neo2129 September 16, 2003

tissekaun

its a vagina

i love tissekaun

by micus mimimomo January 24, 2016

Trissue

Used to describe a triple issue. Used primarily at Willamette University in triple dorm rooms when roommates are having an argument.

"Dude all three of us have the same problem. This is a fucking trissue"

by Harrison Penguina January 18, 2009

a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010