Tijuana cameraman

This is the doctor that sticks the camera up your butt for a colonoscopy.

Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?

"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."

by shock6906 December 15, 2011

Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.

If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025

Tijuana Curtain

A used female condom.

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.

by blusmks August 2, 2011

Tijuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Brett called Todd gay, so they settled it once and for all with a Tijuana Handoff”

by Yodes July 19, 2023

Tijuana Transfer

A prank involving the act of taking apart something large and putting it back together in an indoor environment, like someone's living room. The object is too big to fit through a door to the outside when completed. Mostly done with some kind of vehicle.

My friend's mother complained that the ATV project was to big for her yard. So we Tijuana Transferred it into her living room, while she was on a business trip.

by Kamarov1911 December 22, 2012

Tijuana breadstick

Rub your knob with tajin and peanut butter and let your dog lick it off until it pukes down your penis hole, afterwards jerk off your penis until you cum the mixture into a blasian women's ear.

I enjoyed a tijuana breadstick after a long day of jouping

by Jahumus September 2, 2025

tijuana tattoo

A form of punishment; generally done by outlaw riders for minor infractions; in which the individual being punished has their neck intentionally burned by being forcefully pressed against the hot exhaust pipes of a motorcycle.

That lil’ fucker was running his mouth so I gave him a Tijuana Tattoo to remember his place.

by Upona_DarkHorse July 13, 2024