The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.

"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"

by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024

Tijuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Brett called Todd gay, so they settled it once and for all with a Tijuana Handoff”

by Yodes July 19, 2023

Tijuana Taxi

To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.

Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.

by quackles July 29, 2020

Tijuana Sundae

(Verb) When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman, "doggy style". Then right as you're about to get-off, you take a drop of Tapatio (it has to be Tapatio, hence the name 'Tijuana')on your thumb & rub it on her rear-end. As it starts to burn, hang on tight. Next, take a can of whipped cream, stick it in her rear-end & fill her up with whipped cream to stop the burn. That's your Sundae.

Andrew was really mad at his girlfriend last night and so while they were getting it on, he gave her a 'Tijuana Sundae.' She's walking around today like it's still burns.

by Pickles Thompson September 23, 2020

Tijuana Mudslide

A shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Tijuana Mudslide

a shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by thierrion July 21, 2022