Tijuana Curtain

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.
by blusmks August 02, 2011
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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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tijuana waterfall

When someone has diarrhea and defecates on a naked girl and it runs down over her breasts
I just had a Tijuana waterfall all over some chick.
by Sexpresso February 16, 2015
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Tijuana cameraman

This is the doctor that sticks the camera up your butt for a colonoscopy.
Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?

"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."
by shock6906 December 14, 2011
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Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.
A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.
by 2014_chiguy September 08, 2021
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Tijuana crockpot

When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.
After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot
by Ezypicknz February 13, 2023
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Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.
I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.
by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025
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