Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.

Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle

by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025

Thread Slag

The detritus found down-message in a long e-mail whose progenitors do not have the courtesy to *snip* before forwarding.

He sent me this long e-mail with a lot of thread slag appended.

by The War Planner March 1, 2013

dinner thread

n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
origin unknown

"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."

by Il Bianco April 1, 2008

thread it up

The act of sewing a persons fingers together.

Hey kid, wanna thread it up in my basement?

by Aarzxx November 12, 2018

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 2, 2021

bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.

Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.

by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023

Threading the peedle

When one person is sitting down on the toilet to relieve themselves and a secondary person urinates in a fashion that the stream goes between the sitting person's legs and into the toilet bowl.

Ever since me and Steve failed at threading the peedle our friendship hasn't been the same.

by Peedlethread November 17, 2021