who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.

Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.

by GalacticSoulBrother May 19, 2016

Sunny Thoughts

Evil, egotistical, or otherwise socially unacceptable thoughts which pop into one's head after watching the TV Show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

My bad, man, I've been watching so much Always Sunny that I've started having these Sunny Thoughts.

by Tyqmn March 18, 2011

Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly

When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

by rentaninja December 19, 2010

thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.

I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?

The blond girl with the tram stamp uses the thought writing method when writing her resume.

by Mirror Greeves September 6, 2008

thought it was a game

A situation when someone dosn't believe what he or she is being faced with or take it for a joke

*marcus touches john*
"john" if you touch me again im going to sock you
*marcus touches john again* *john puches marcus in the face*
"bystander" damn that kid must have thought it was a game

by wally west October 9, 2014

thought juice

The combo of Xanax mixed or dissolved in Lean.

Xan with the Lean call it thought juice.- Maxo Kream

by Unicorn of Lust October 16, 2017

Thoughtism

When you think someone has autism but turns out theres fuck all wrong with them

Sorry man my bad I thought you was on the spectrum! A mistaken case of thoughtism

by C Dore March 4, 2022