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bluebonic plague

A mind virus spread primarily by invertebrates from legacy media, rodents from the house of congress and white house, and bugs in social media platforms. Highly contagious, symptoms include acting irrationally, repeating whatever you're told, and restricting the rights of anyone you disagree with. Doing your own research, exercising your mind and plain old facts are effective prophylactics. Though the infected insist upon needing a vaccine, in reality the only known cure once infected is a dose of red pills.
After suffering miserably for years of the bluebonic plague, Karen stopped watching the msm, started hanging around with meme artists, and miraculously was cured of the bluebonic plague.
by sewingseeds September 27, 2021
mugGet the bluebonic plaguemug.

Plague

1 ) Is where you only show up to school once a week, and fail everything

2) McDonald's slave

3) someone who's a loser, autistic, sped, a idiot, adhd, slow, dumb, dumbass, stoopid, clueless, worthless, useless, bitch, fucking peasant, slave, dropout
Plague is a fucking special ed dropout who sells drugs and works at McDonald's
by Chimp4pf August 13, 2023
mugGet the Plaguemug.

Plague Blanket

When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.
Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.
by Gunguy August 13, 2022
mugGet the Plague Blanketmug.

period plague

When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.
Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.
by Methodical Muse August 15, 2018
mugGet the period plaguemug.

JKGB's Internet Plague

JKGB's Internet Plague is a plague which occurs when you watch a stream by JKGB. By watching JKGB's stream the palgue transfers over to your pc and slows down your internet.
JKGB's Internet Plague made my ping go from 25ms to 150ms
by ITP_PNG January 28, 2024
mugGet the JKGB's Internet Plaguemug.

pw plague

PW Plague: A bacterial infection/disease (possibly covid) caught by almost everyone a PW
Person 1: Hey, Why is everyone getting sick
Person 2: Idk I think it’s the flu
Person 3: No idiot it’s the Pw plague
by Civilizedcoon November 18, 2022
mugGet the pw plaguemug.

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.
I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.
by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020
mugGet the Plague Mistressmug.

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