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short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.
"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"
by E February 21, 2005
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the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.
Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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the pits

the ultimate in suckiness. The scrapings from the barrel.
Who cares about Britney Spears getting divorced again? Her music is the pits!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 7, 2006
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hide the pickle

a girl and guy or 2 guys hiding a penis in various body cavities.
0<3< having sex or gay sex is the defenition of hide the pickle.
by tim barut January 11, 2008
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The Pines

Area of Medford NY with most of the street names ending in pine. Notorious for drug dealers and gang violence. Part of the the Patchogue-Medford School District.
Joe: Where you live?

John: The Pines in Medford.

Joe: Isnt that kind of ghetto?

John: Only after dark.
by Jamal Johnson56 March 25, 2009
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It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".
"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"
by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004
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