Income Tats

An act of financial irresponsibility that occurs when one spends their income tax return on extravagant tattoos instead of putting it towards their needs.

Bro, it's Income Tats time! I can finally get that sick Yakuza style backpiece I've been planning!

by mwd0503 November 17, 2023

Mush tat

The mushroom looking imprint on a woman’s face form a man’s dick slapping her cheek.

“My dude left a mush tat on my cheek last night we were having foreplay..

by Talanagoddess April 26, 2023

tat

uk slang for essentially any plastic shit people buy each other as useless gifts to fill up space or “stocking fillers” for Christmas.

“Ugh, look at the pile of tat Sarah bought her kid for Christmas this year”

by ilovemangoes585 December 13, 2023

tat

An abbreviation for "thicc asian thottie". Used to describe a thicc asian hoe.

Hayden: I turned her down, she was a tat.
Victoria: That's a shame.

by Zynx72 December 2, 2018

First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.

Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).

by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017

Tat

Three weeks

I will be back in a tat.

by Zeke Kovan December 13, 2018

Tat fish

Someone with tattoos you think is hot, but they just have tattoos.

They’re so hot! Oh no wait…they just have tattoos. They’re a tat fish!

by Nate6382 April 22, 2022