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taps a snout

When one had no cigarettes and asks a friend for one.
Person1: Here mate? Wanty taps a snout ? A havny got any.

Person2: Nae chance bud, get yer ain.

Person1: am heavy chockin mate.

Person2: snd, but a want it bach eh morra.
by swegswagswog April 13, 2014
mugGet the taps a snoutmug.

Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).
Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011
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Safety Tap

The process of having intercourse with a really unattractive girl/guy, to ensure you don't catch an STI.
Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
by 123456789123456789abc April 27, 2009
mugGet the Safety Tapmug.

tap mac

In some areas of the US Northeast, a Money Access Center is the former name of the now popular Automated Teller Machine. Tapping MAC is the verb for getting frogskin. Not to be confused with bacterial meningitis from a dirty whore named Makenzie.
Person 1: I forgot to tap mac, can I pay you later?

Person 2: I ain't a goddam credit card, bitch, go hit up wawa.
by daves related to a goat October 10, 2006
mugGet the tap macmug.

tapped out

1.Out of money; penniless.

A 'tap' is what you use to make liquid flow from its source. 'Tapped out' means that there is nothing left to flow.


2.Tired, exhausted.

When 'tapped out' is used to describe a person, it means that the person has no more energy to spend of flow.
1) I'm tapped out, so I can't go to the movies tonight.

2) After working all day, I was tapped out.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
mugGet the tapped outmug.

tonsil tapping

the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient
Terrences' mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping ass
by cornfritter November 22, 2010
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tap in merchant

(verb) - when ronaldo scores goals in 2021 for manchester united
Noah: Look, Penchester United is losing to young boys, 2-1.

Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!

Noah: OOOpahhh!
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 14, 2021
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