Tanner hasler

A little bitch who gets fucked in the ass because he dates people like Addison Dodson

Your such a tanner hasler

by Deezsnuts64 May 16, 2018

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Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.

"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"

by mr wizard man April 4, 2015

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Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008

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Tannered Em

Not scoring or finalizing with a girl...going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.

Jacob: Dude I've slept with alex like twice today. What about you?

Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.

Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.

Jacob: Tanner youre gay

by J Riot November 19, 2010

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Mrs. Tanner

She is the best teacher in the whole entire world. She will help you with anything and she is a school mommy for sure. A person with the name of Mrs. Tanner is very kind, loving, and excited with the perfect type of hype. Her spirituality will stand out to most and brighten others days.

Mrs. Tanner was always one of my favorite teachers of all time.

by Billy Jeans Jr. October 25, 2019

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