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toaster

In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.
"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
by NoPseudonymFound October 22, 2013
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toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
by jaydog7 October 23, 2012
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after-birth on toast

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza
by Korruption September 30, 2006
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fuck load of toast

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast
Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast
by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011
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milk toast

spineless, lacking backbone. not standing up for oneself
so i said "hey rachel get me a soda biatch" and she did, she always did what she was told, beacuse she was milktoast
by mike rohn June 12, 2005
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Toasterness

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
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Toasted Raccoon

A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"

"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
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