The Urban Ninja 

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.

i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.

The Urban Ninja by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

The ultimate level of stupidity

When someone believes they are spewing knowledge when in reality they are spewing stupidity. This person has surpassed the normal level of idiocy, they are an embarrassment to society and the human race. They are the epitome of ignorance. And if you say something they don’t have enough brain cells to come up with a logical response.

Teacher: James give me the answer for number 12.
James: You know I can’t read by myself Mr.Gibbgay.
Teacher: *sigh* Fine. It is an easy one, it is asking what the definition of a prude is.
James: Ughh... you know I don’t know what that means.
Teacher: What the f***, this is a high school Ap class how did you even get in here?!!! You are the ultimate level of stupidity!
James: I seduced the head of the English department and bribed him with my juul
Teacher: ....My husband is the head of the English department.

The ultimate level of stupidity by Badboyyeet June 4, 2019

The Ultimate N Word Pass 

This is the ultimate n word pass, it shall be given from the darkest person at your college, school, or whatever education level your at. This gives permission to say the N word around anyone, except when your legally speaking, please dont.

Did you know I got the ultimate N word pass?

The Ultimate N Word Pass by Samuel Pale November 16, 2019

The Uchiha clan’s hair 

The most styled hair I ever seen in my life. Like damn Madara got that beautiful long hair,Itachi got the most durable ponytail and don’t get me started on Izuna’s magnificent jet black hair.

“Uchiha hair is extremely beautiful and soft” I wish I had the Uchiha clan’s hair.

The Uchiha clan’s hair by Kira.B May 30, 2021

shut fuck the up 

what you type instead of shut the fuck up in a hurry.

Random troll: "OMG this guy sucks totally like this fuking commenntt !!!111!!!
Average rage user: "SHUT FUCK THE UP!"
Grammar Nazi: "Don't you mean shut the fuck up?"

shut fuck the up by gobbleshit November 28, 2014

shake hands with the unemployed 

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

shake hands with the unemployed by Alexandra July 29, 2004

The Ugly One

A member of the teen girl squad

hygiene?
I got jimmies...

The Ugly One by webber (ben medcalf) May 2, 2003