Yo Johnny i was soooo smashed last night that i had to call to tactical cab...it was the only way man.
by sn0whero September 5, 2010
Get the Tactical Cabmug. by Ta53r_ka1n March 21, 2011
Get the Tactical napmug. A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
by .xx xx. January 12, 2016
Get the Tactical wankmug. by Ember2047 March 10, 2021
Get the Tactical precummug. An attachment for handguns in Modern Warfare 2. This attachment decreases knife recovery speed by 200% and lunge length by 1 foot. Frowned upon in online competitive matches.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
Get the Tactical Knifemug. Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?
Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.
Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.
by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009
Get the scare tacticsmug. People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
Get the tactically retardedmug.