tactical eating

When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.

However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet

2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.

Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there

Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Tactical abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.

I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.

by TacticalAbortionClinic May 26, 2021

Tactical nap

1. The act of using your time wisely and napping instead of doing nothing.

Time for a tactical nap before the movie starts.

by Ta53r_ka1n March 21, 2011

Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

by .xx xx. January 12, 2016

Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.

“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
“Why not?”

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

Tactical Knife

An attachment for handguns in Modern Warfare 2. This attachment decreases knife recovery speed by 200% and lunge length by 1 foot. Frowned upon in online competitive matches.

I hate this n00b with his Tactical Knife......

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

scare tactics

a move used in sports for no other purpose than to try and make the other team a little nehvous

Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?

Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.

by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009