Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.
I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.
by TacticalAbortionClinic May 26, 2021

by Ta53r_ka1n March 21, 2011

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
by .xx xx. January 12, 2016

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

An attachment for handguns in Modern Warfare 2. This attachment decreases knife recovery speed by 200% and lunge length by 1 foot. Frowned upon in online competitive matches.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?
Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.
Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.
by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022
