tactical eating

When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.

However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet

2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.

Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there

Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

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Tactical nap

1. The act of using your time wisely and napping instead of doing nothing.

Time for a tactical nap before the movie starts.

by Ta53r_ka1n March 21, 2011

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Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

by .xx xx. January 12, 2016

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Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.

“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
“Why not?”

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

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Tactical Knife

An attachment for handguns in Modern Warfare 2. This attachment decreases knife recovery speed by 200% and lunge length by 1 foot. Frowned upon in online competitive matches.

I hate this n00b with his Tactical Knife......

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

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