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slargelterfied

To be in a state of advanced lovesickness, for no person in particular, akin to horniness, but without the sexual connotation. Desiress of affection and love, though without a specific person in mind.
Sally was so slargelterfied that she married the first man who told her she was beautiful.
by Caitlin February 25, 2004
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Sargon of Akkad

AKA Carl Benjamin is an English Youtuber, political commentator and former political candidate/milkshake target.

Formerly an aspiring edgelord, he has since stopped using really naughty words, shedded and shredded his nerd weight and read lots of articles and books to become a based chad, though he has retained his neckbeard. Currently he runs the LotusEaters podcast. He has used his knowledge of basic reasoning and common sense to shit on: Anita Sarkeesian, Jess Phillips, Akilah Hughes, intersectionality, critical race theory, Islamic fundamentalism and wokeism, to name but a few.

I bet they wish they had just let him play video games now.

For the old ruler of the Akkadian Empire, try a proper source.
Ha ha ha, look what they've done, it's the motherfuckin' Sargon of Akkad.
by Yorkshire Pirate January 21, 2022
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sargon derangement syndrome

Sargon Derangement Syndrome is essentially Trump Derangement Syndrome, but with Sargon of Akkad instead of Donald Trump.
Why does he have such a severe case of Sargon Derangement Syndrome?
by J5asddd June 30, 2018
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snarg

I was picking my nose, and flicked a snarg at my brother.
by rage50 January 21, 2010
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Sargon Derangement Syndrome

Also known as SDS.
The delusion that you are relevant enough to be compared to a prominent figure in society, enough to have a syndrome named after you (i.e. Trump Derangement Syndrome). Symptoms include but are not limited to: an increased sense of self-superiority, poorly-thought-out arguments, poorly-thought-out accusations of pedophilia, latching onto popular trends to make money, and chronic smug chuckling. Named for popular alt-lite Youtuber Sargon of Akkad.
Dude 1: Those SJWs have SDS
Dude 2: lol what
Dude 1: Sargon Derangement Syndrome.
Dude 2: nigga that's not a thing
Dude 1: Yeah it is, the Feminazis are defying logic to get Sargon banned from the internet.
Dude 2: isn't that what they do that anyway
Dude 1: Yeah, but they're targeting Sargon.
Dude 2: lmao, the only person who's deranged is the faggot who thinks he's anything like trump because he bought his way into UKIP
Dude 1: Whatever, you're just an alt-right nazi.
Dude 2: lol, kill urself
by Thotbliterator February 11, 2019
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Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.
Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.
by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010
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swargling

The act of swallowing jizz without removing the penis from one's mouth.
Man, my lover is great at swargling. I love getting head from him/her because my penis stays warm inside his/her mouth.
by Member 248791 October 21, 2016
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