Swag

Wow. A lot of you idiots think that swag stands for Secretly we are gay. If you're serious about it, and your not messing around, you're not worth living.( just kidding!) Anyways, Swag means:
1.Swag: a long curtain, hung across the the grib (window)
2.Swagger: walking confidently, awesomely, in the shape of a swag
3.Swag (official slang): awesome, cool epic, (roughly, 1920)
4.Swagger (off. slang): one who is swag
5.Secrety we are gay (stupid fad): a 1960s term, probably started as a joke

1.My priceless swag got ripped!
2.He was swaggering along the sidewalk
3.# Yolo Swag people!
P.S. The term above means you only live once, so be awesome!!!
4.I'm a swagger!
5."You can't join our swag club, because you're so crapped nooby."

"Oh yeah, swag stands for secrety we are gay!"

"No it doesen't"

"Derp...

by Swag is so awesme June 24, 2014

Swag

1. (n)- a person's douche quotient
2. (adj.)- an object that will likely increase a person's douche quotient (in form swaggy)
3. an interjection commonly used to increase one's douche quotient

When Bob wore his swaggy snapback, everyone thought he was a douche.

by amused_lemon November 2, 2014

Swag

Swag is an acronym used in All Time Low's fanbase, other than its original meaning.
s- sex
w- with
a- alex
g- gaskarth
(Alex Gaskarth is the lead singer of All Time Low.)

random douche bag: I got swag!
all time low fan: no, Jack Barakat does.

by νινєяє September 27, 2013

Swag

Swag is something great and overly powerful. Some may think that it is meant "Secretly We Are Gay" but it means pure swag. Does this not make sense? Well Swag MEANS Swag.
... Thats all.

Boy 1: Aye, you're so swag.
Girl 1: Why thank you, but what does that mean?
Boy 1: It means swag.

by Fluffy Flygons April 15, 2014

Swag

An incredibly stupid person or a doofus. Most people us this word in the wrong sense.

Person 1:I have so much swag
Person 2: So you mean your a doofus?

by George Lohan February 26, 2015

Swag

The amount of awesomeness someone has.

Lauren: Yo whats up guys ?

Katie: Nothing. Hey lauren did you know that adam has more

swag than me ?!?!

Lauren: Ya of course.....

Adam : Wow thanks katie :')

by Loberto19 August 30, 2011

Swag

Doing what you want, when you want, and how you want to do it.

James did his homework last night the exact way the teacher asked him to...he don't have no motherfuckin' swag.

by KENADREA October 22, 2011