shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.

Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...

by word jockey August 21, 2013

suebob

Suebob is a name for a mystery gender for a baby before it is born.

We just had a baby! We don't know what to call it so for now, let's call it suebob!

by Chance the wrappers December 3, 2016

snemoral

A word communally used as normally snorting

"Wow fred, did you just snemoral!?"

by Society.real February 12, 2017

shemon

so inteligent hes not einstein no he's zweistein

ooo my god you just found out that E=mc2
you are a shemon.

by xxxGeronimoxxx June 18, 2017

Shemosabe

A very trusted and loyal female friend (to a guy or girl) ... in the spirit of Kimosabe, The Lone Ranger's faithful friend, Tonto.

Wake the fuck up, Shemosabe, and get your fucked up ass over here. You need to help me smoke up some of this killa loud I just got and let me tell you about the fucking ridiculous stupid shit that this crazy ass bitch I been fucking just said to me - I'm swear she makes your most extreme level of "crazy bitch" ( meant in the most affectionate way, and with all due respect, of course) seem like a valium vacation!

by Mr Serendipity July 28, 2017

semola

Bad person known to have bad luck
And make others have bad luck
Disgracegul,not trustworthy and a bad friend never to trust

OMG what a semola
Typical semola

by Leaderofpack October 15, 2017

slemories

**Memories that last seconds. Sometimes you don't want memories or pictures to last forever -- just seconds. Snapchat has become so popular with the younger generation because when your getting crunk you only want to have slemories. You don't want everlasting memories. Slemory

Krissy sent some topless {slemories } last night on Snapchat. Thank god for vodka, Snapchat and the great Slemory.

Slemory slemories

by gil bates November 23, 2017