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Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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Doing a Callum Styles

Acting like a chimpanzee and throwing your shit all over the walls
Fuck I must’ve been drunk last night because apparently I ended up doing a Callum Styles, the walls are a mess and my girlfriends not speaking to me.
by Big pizzle P October 2, 2020
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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Styrus

Oh wow. This name literally says it all! We all know who's the most notorious person in town. YEAH, It's STYRUS
That's not it. He's much more than Smart , Handsome , Sexy , Mind blowing
1) When something seems to be boring:
Oh lord, I wish there was a Styrus here

2) When something seems so wrong but isn't.
That's obviously a Styrus' work
by @Styrustheboss November 1, 2018
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Harry styles is g@y

Harry styles is gay... and he is dating Louis tomlinson x
by im_a_larrie_lolz March 17, 2021
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porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.
Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.
by FuriousB June 24, 2010
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Stylish

A man or woman that has odd socks 2 left shoes a badly tye dyed sleeveless hoodie cargo shorts and a fedora
1:thats stylish
2:damn id tap
by Jimbocousinlicker November 16, 2018
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