Stuckeye

When a person gets out of bed and can't open their eyes because they are stuck together with crusty sleep. The condition is usually more dramatic if the person has conjunctivitis.

Fred: Far out, this morning when I woke up I had the worst stuckeye. I think I'm getting conjunctivitis.
Joe: Oh no! Conjunki, that's not funky!

by Freddy Frog's Feet December 25, 2007

Stuck in wardrobe

Phenomenon that occurs when you can't decide what to wear.

Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.

by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

Stuck in a muddy driveway

Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.

I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.

by R. Lot April 11, 2010

saucing the popcorn

Pouring hot sauce on a woman's nether region, then eating tater tots off of the hot sauce-gina

Dude, I was totally saucing the popcorn at PF Changs last weekend with this chick

by benstiller69 November 6, 2013

rodney stuckey

a young NBA point guard of the detroit pistons who looks like 50 cent. also threw down a sick dunk on chris bosh

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joe: damn dude did u see how rodney stuckey got flagrant fouled so hard by shaq?

bob: yeah man but at least he didnt have to get shot 9 times like his look-alike 50 cent...

by babylonushka July 28, 2011

Hot Saucing

The depraved sexual act of eating out a woman on her period via facesitting. Comparable to eating hot wings at Buffalo Wild Wings due to the red stains around the face and the taste afterwards.

Person 1: Yo Dave, you have some spicy wings last night man?
Person 2: Nah man, I was just Hot Saucing with Karen last night.
Person 1: The fuck man

by BowtieB December 2, 2014

dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017