Stuckeye 

When a person gets out of bed and can't open their eyes because they are stuck together with crusty sleep. The condition is usually more dramatic if the person has conjunctivitis.

Fred: Far out, this morning when I woke up I had the worst stuckeye. I think I'm getting conjunctivitis.
Joe: Oh no! Conjunki, that's not funky!

Stuckeye by Freddy Frog's Feet December 25, 2007

Stuckey 

the act of pleasuring a gaggle of women to their climax with mere swagger.

I got a Stuckey when I walked into the room he was in and I have never blown an O more memorable.

Stuckey by LeftzAllDay February 22, 2011

Stuckey's 

An odd chain of gas stations and souvenir shops that flourished in the 1950's, became exceedingly unsavory in the 1970's and somehow continues to exist today in 20 states.

Stuckey's is "famous" for its Turd Bird sculptures and gigantic fecal Pecan Logs.

Hey honey, we're low on gas. Should we fill up at Stuckey's.

You bet! I'll grab a famous Pecan Log and one of those amusing Turd Birds for grandpa while you pump 'ol Bessie full of premium petrol!

Ha ha! I wonder which one gramps will eat first!

Oh, you!

Stuckey's by Dave of the Dead December 16, 2008

paris stuckey 

one of the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet . she's perfect from head to toe . everyone knows her and if they don't , they wish they did . she's so sweet and stunning . did i mention that she is STUNNING? yeah . her name is just so awesome . it'd be so cool if she went to paris and came back and was like , " hey guys , i'm paris and i've been to paris ! " epic moment right there . if you don't know her then you should get to know her . i mean she isn't hard to miss , she's the one with the gorgeous face and amazing personality . long story short , she's amazing . <3

- gosh , i wish i knew paris . she's so amazing .

- there you have . Paris Stuckey ladies and gentlemen . making girls all around feel like poop compared to her .

paris stuckey by LULU . c; October 24, 2011

Suckeyes 

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

Suckeyes by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Stuckeyed 

To be rammed in the crotch with a toilet plunger.

Bitch got stuckeyed!

Stuckeyed by Randy Savage March 31, 2004

rodney stuckey 

a young NBA point guard of the detroit pistons who looks like 50 cent. also threw down a sick dunk on chris bosh

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joe: damn dude did u see how rodney stuckey got flagrant fouled so hard by shaq?

bob: yeah man but at least he didnt have to get shot 9 times like his look-alike 50 cent...

rodney stuckey by babylonushka July 28, 2011