steaken

pronounced steak-en. when someone has stolen your steak.

look at my plate! it's been steaken!

by Nabilah August 13, 2007

Straike

A guy that comes off as, and claims to be straight, but is really a fake and gay.

Erika: No, Johnny can't be gay, he seems straight and told me he was.

Mike: Well it didn't seem that way when i was in his bed all day yesterday with him.

Erika: Wow! What a straike.

by thesun1 October 20, 2009

Strategerk

One who strategizes ways to jerk people around

That salesman over there is nothing but a strategerk.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Broomstick Stakeout

When a girl gets a broomsticks and sneaks into a place where a whole bunch of guys are showering making them turn around and looking at the guy behind them thinking that he poked him with his penis.

Broomstick Stakeout

by Turin2931 February 26, 2009

tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.

Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.

by A non e mouse December 14, 2013