sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by SeniorGaGaGa October 21, 2010

shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/

1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"

by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007

man-sitting

Similar to but worse than mansplaining, man-sitting is when a man sits silently and listens earnestly when a woman speaks, forcing her to actually say something useful for once so that she doesn't sound like a retard.

Sargon of Akkad was man-sitting Anita so viciously, she had to verbally abuse him to protect herself.

by Kulaktikal July 8, 2017

Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.

(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.

by Molly and Tara July 12, 2009

Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011