100 staple challenge

When idiots with too much time on their hands get someone to staple them with a staple gun so they can show off their idiocy and provide laughs for the rest of us.

Dude, did you see that guy who stapled himself 100 times because he got 100,000 subscribers on YouTube? He called it the 100 staple challenge!

Yeah, that was really stupid, but HILARIOUS!!

by RationalPresident February 15, 2014

Ottawa Stanley Cups

10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.

Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original

by Sam Walsh April 9, 2008

Stanley

Name given by a man referring to his penis. From The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Diceman referrs to his unit as 'Stanley, you know, like the power drill'

Guess who's coming over for a visit tonight?

Who?

Stanley.

by Bill Adama July 1, 2010

stanley steamer

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.

I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.

by zacherzach January 4, 2007

Stanley Steam roller

A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.

Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.

by TonyUCF November 21, 2007

stapleton

Someone who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name Daniel.

Dammit Stapleton, get your hands out of your pants!

by Mr. Stabby April 20, 2005

Staples

The ill-est office supply store ever. The people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. Overall, a loving business.

J-Boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at Staples!

by KS-Boogie December 30, 2008